And let me tell you, internet, I was born with the special sauce! And I thought I found a few like minded people at youcantwrite. Let me give you a little history. They are this shitty little community on the internet who thinks they, too, were born with the special sauce. But let me be the first to tell you, they are nothing more than watered down ketchup!
I put my writing journal up for review and they tried to tell me they couldn't smell the sauce! These little elitist crappers! Where do they get off being elitists when smell like burnt toast? I am a greater writer than all of them combined into one shitty anthology!
O, I can craft a story!